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It was steak, okay? IT WAS STEAK!

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IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. . .what the Kirk. . .is cookin’.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that we have the answer to what might be the most pressing question of. . .well, the last couple of days, at least. No, not the meaning of life or anything so utterly mundane, but something bigger:

What was Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Kirk Cousins grilling in the photograph he put on his Instagram over the Fourth of July holiday?

Happy 4th!! #america #puremichigan

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Well, we have our answer. . .and sometimes, the obvious answer really is the correct one.

Now, I don’t know what kind of steaks those are or anything, but if the man says he was grilling steak, the man was grilling steak.

Or maybe it was steak-ha, which I can only assume is similar to a Steak-um. Who knows, really?

I thought that we had already reached peak offseason a couple of weeks ago, but it appears that I was wrong.

Honestly, just let the man have his cookout. As far as I’m concerned, as long as the man is ready to win football games in a couple of months, he can grill whatever he wants. He can grill his steak to the consistency of a charcoal briquette, even. . .just win football games.

The mystery has been solved, however, for anyone that was still curious about that kind of thing.