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Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that we have the answer to what might be the most pressing question of. . .well, the last couple of days, at least. No, not the meaning of life or anything so utterly mundane, but something bigger:
What was Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Kirk Cousins grilling in the photograph he put on his Instagram over the Fourth of July holiday?
Well, we have our answer. . .and sometimes, the obvious answer really is the correct one.
I never realized how interested people would be in what we grilled on the 4th...It was steak-ha...I know July is a slow news time...hang in there, camp is coming soon enough https://t.co/ZSumTVj0EE
— Kirk Cousins (@KirkCousins8) July 6, 2018
Now, I don’t know what kind of steaks those are or anything, but if the man says he was grilling steak, the man was grilling steak.
Or maybe it was steak-ha, which I can only assume is similar to a Steak-um. Who knows, really?
I thought that we had already reached peak offseason a couple of weeks ago, but it appears that I was wrong.
Honestly, just let the man have his cookout. As far as I’m concerned, as long as the man is ready to win football games in a couple of months, he can grill whatever he wants. He can grill his steak to the consistency of a charcoal briquette, even. . .just win football games.
The mystery has been solved, however, for anyone that was still curious about that kind of thing.