Wednesday Open Thread: January 29, 2020

Merry Wednesday, y’all!

Around the DN since our last open thread:

Chris has all of the important offseason dates for the Vikings.

Other Vikings/NFL news, and random oddities and annoyances:

The NFL has tightened social media security after hackers launched attacks on several teams’ sites in the past few days, per Fox News.

ESPN showcases players who leveled up for all 32 NFL teams.

From FoxSports, a judge has freed Antonio Brown from house arrest.

Over at CBS Sports, they list 15 players who could move on to new teams next season.

We come to today’s media selection:

Here is the dodge ball competition from this year’s Pro Bowl festivities.

We all know the rules, but in case someone is new:

-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Leave the gender hatred at the door
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags
-No pictures that could get someone fired or in serious trouble with their employer
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it’s sarcasm.
-If you can’t disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don’t forget to tip your waitress, and try the rocky mountain oysters.