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Your future-telling fairy is back - Spoilers for the 2020 season

Hello Vikings fans!

Some of you may remember me in the very very far back of their heads from 2 or 3 years ago. I correctly predicted every game of your season and also last year i went 14/16 in your games, but didn't tell anyone.

So since I can see into the future as obviously proven many times before and the Vikings fanbase is the best fanbase in the NFL (although I am a Steelers fangirl myself!) I bring to to you the results of the 2020 season of the Minnesota Vikings. After this fanpost every other prediction will be obsolete and look rather dumb to my perfect recitation of the time now still called future.

Let us begin:

1 - vs. Green Bay Packers - Win - 1-0

You will open strong out of the gate with a 27-20 victory over the hated Packers and I will certainly be happy about this, too, as I hate the Packers as much as you, and I am not even a Vikings fan. The game will be won clearly but not super-dominant. But I bet (hehe, free money) you take that anyways.

2 - @ Indianapolis Colts - Win - 2-0

The Colts are weaker as expected, but this is a road game, so another 7-point win (17-10), but not utter domination as the Colts have still a solid body, but not the great head to use it properly.

3 - vs. Tennessee Titans - Win - 3-0

This game will be a bloodbath. The lead will change multiple times. In the End, the Titans will lose the game by fumbling a ball in the 4th quarter, that you turn into a field goal to put you up 22-20 to win your third game to start the season. You will have to pay a price for this one though as you will lose one of your starting corners to IR - sadly the view in my crytal bowl wasn't sharp enough to see which one. I mean I can see the future of the Vikings, but I'm not God.

4 - @Houston Texans - Loss - 3-1

Sadly every winning streak eventually ends, and I have bad news for you that this will be the game. The Vikings are known to have an absolute stinker sometimes where nobody knows why it happened and this will be such a game. You will score only 13 points yourself.

5 - @ Seattle Seahawks - Win - 4-1

Oh man, this game will be a nail biter as well. It's an interesting season for sure for you as there will be a lot of close games - but more to that later - anyways you come out with a VERY close victory and a walking-off touchdown in the last minute while a following Hail Mary from Russell Wilson will not connect. You probably didn't deserve this win and the media will continue to disrespect you, because while you are 4-1, your wins were not really impressive. And they actually have a point there, to be fair. But whatever, you will have a great season, so don't be mad at these punks, they don't know as much as I do (and now you do, too) - be the bigger man/woman and stay calm. They will eat their words.

6 - vs. Atlanta Falcons - Win - 5-1

Easy win, that will not be talked about really. It will also be your first blowout win of the season. I saw you posting 33 points vs their 17.

7 - Bye week - 5-1

I can say with 100% security, that your record will stay exactly the same here.

8 - @ Green Bay Packers - Loss - 5-2

I am sorry to disappoint you, but this game sadly will be a loss. And it will be a two-score one. Media will again fall in love with the Packers as they always do. Life will be bad after that loss until you realize that your schedule will be lighter in the coming weeks.

9 - vs. Detroit Lions - Win - 6-2

Yeah no shocker here that you will win by multiple scores. Actually I went to bed at some point here, so TECHNICALLY I haven't seen the end of this game, but I am pretty sure you can't blow a 4 score lead, so I assume this was a win.

10 - @Chicago Bears - Win - 7-2

Man this will be once again an ugly game where nobody seems to be able to score any points. The Bears will be stuck at 9 points at the end of the game and you will have 16. But a win is a win, even if the talkign heads doubt Cousins (again).

11 - vs. Dallas Cowboys - Win - 8-2

You will beat an overrated Cowboys team convincingly by two scores, but really it was one score until garbage time. This was a rather "normal" game without anything further to notice.

12 - vs. Carolina Panthers - Win - 9-2

Same thing as the week before. This is a pretty easy win for you guys. And NOW finally the media will talk about the Vikings "sneakily" being a really really good team and act like they don't know where this record suddenly came from.

13 - vs. Jacksonville Jaguars - Loss - 9-3

Let me be really honest with you - I only checked into that game right before the end, because I thought this was an easy one. Turns out Jacksonville wins by 2 scores. WHAT THE HECK MATE. I don't know what on earth you did in that game. I might have to rewatch the live version of the game to see what happened.

14 - @Tampa Buccaneers - Win - 10-3

You will be the team 2020, that will beat all of these overrated hyped teams - like the Buccaneers in week 14, but the narrative will be how the other team lost it, not how you won that. Don't let that phaze you. There will be at least one person outside of the Vikings fanbase - me - that will appreciate what you have done.

15 - vs. Chicago Bears - Win - 11-3

Another relatively easy win for you guys. Nothing more to say. Not a walk in the park, but a clear win.

16 - @ New Orleans Saints - Loss - 11-4

Sorry, to being the bringer of bad news, but the Saints seem to be a bad matchup for you. I spare you the details here, but it's NOT gonna be because of a referee f**ing it up. So there's at least that. Even if it isn't much.

17 - @ Detroit Lions - Win - 12-4

A last dominant victory by 3 scores to close out the regular season. Congratulations.

That means, that you will have another good season ahead of you, Vikings. I hope you enjoyed reading this, although I apologize for the Spoilers, if you are one of the people that prefer to watch games.

In love to the Vikings fanbase,
Taari of Germany, fairy of wisdom and water, bringer of truth and honesty and spirit guardian of the turtles

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