Wednesday Open Thread: July 1, 2020

Merry Wednesday, everyone!

Today is the first day of the second half of the year......if you divide the year using months......which isn’t accurate, but who cares? Everyone gearing up for the weekend? Tomorrow is most people’s Friday, so I’m not sure if today is actually Wednesday or Thursday, or whether we had a Monday this week, or if Tuesday is Wednesday or Tuesday. If anyone could clear that up for me, I’d appreciate it.

Around the DN since our last open thread:

Other Vikings/NFL news, and random oddities and annoyances:

From msn.com, Chiefs star Chris Jones hasn’t signed his franchise tender yet, and he tweeted the possibility of sitting out the season, as LeVeon Bell did in 2018.

Here’s a video where you can watch Russell Wilson evading mobile dummies, from ESPN. You could also sit in my pickup with me when I drive to work and watch me trying to evade mobile dummies. Watching Wilson is probably more fun, but there’s less swearing.

We come to today’s media selection:

We watched an Adam Thielen highlight reel yesterday, let’s watch Dalvin Cook today. Enjoy!

Again, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:

-No discussion of politics or religion
-No feeding of the trolls
-Take the gender hatred elsewhere, it won’t be tolerated
-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)
-If discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags
-No pictures that could get someone fired or in serious trouble with their employer
-If you can’t disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away
-While navigating the open thread, just assume it’s sarcasm.

With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Don’t wash your hands, touch each other’s faces often, and try the finger food