Original (Play me for the background music)

For all the times that you pooped on my parade

And all the clubs you put ahead of my team

You think you broke my heart, oh, boy for good grief Arif

You think I'm cryin' on my own. Well, I ain't

And I didn't wanna write a song

'Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care. I don't

But you still tweet my phone up

And, dumbass, I'll be movin' on

And I think you should be somethin' I don't wanna hold back

Maybe you should know that

My fans don't like you and they like most everyone

And I never like to admit they’ve done me wrong

And I've been so caught up in my troll

Didn't see what's going on

But now I know

I'm better trolling on my own

'Cause if you like the way other teams play

Oh, dummy, you should go and skol yourself

And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to rankings

You should go and skol yourself

But when you told me that you hated my team

The only problem was with you and not them

And every time you posted my opinion was wrong

And tried to make me forget there frackin 8-1

And I didn't wanna write a song

'Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care. I don't

But you still tweet my phone up

And, dumbass, I'll be movin' on

And I think you should be somethin' I don't wanna hold back

Maybe you should know that

My fans don't like you and they like most everyone

And I never like to admit they’ve done me wrong

And I've been so caught up in my troll

Didn't see what's going on

But now I know

I'm better trolling on my own

'Cause if you like the way other teams play

Oh, dummy, you should go and skol yourself

And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to rankings

You should go and skol yourself

Interlude

For all the times that you made them feel small

I was in love. Now I feel again that they’ll fall

I never felt so low and fandom mediocreable

Was I a fool to agree they just can’t play ball?

'Cause if you like the way other teams play

Oh, dummy, you should go and skol yourself

And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to rankings

You should go and skol yourself

'Cause if you like the way other teams play

Oh, dummy, you should go and skol yourself (skol)

And if you think (frak you) that I'm (frak you) still holdin' on (skol my balls) to your stupid rankings

You should go and skol yourself